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by Hamish Thompson

Style crimes

I found some old knitting patterns in a junk shop on the weekend. Not only were the designs pretty awful, the images looked like scenes from old crime movies. Here they are:

Sinister hammer
Yikes
Has anyone seen the evil-looking giant bear?
The human ventriloquist’s dummy.
Log
“I want your clothes, I want your boots and I want your motorcycle.”
Oh no you’re knot.
Incognito.
Blend in.